Clap your hands, clap your hands
There will be a lot of rockstar bands
A rockstar called me on stage
And put me in a great big cage
I tried and tried but couldn’t get out
But then I thought of a different route
I cut the cage with a chainsaw
That was lying on the ground, near an apple that was raw
That’s how I went into the olden times
with bells and chimes
including Egyptian camels
and Indian mammals
Then I ran to the sea
Where I saw a big bumble bee
I made a boat
And put on my coat
I made an oar
And took them to the shore
Then I moved in the boat
And saw a big castle’s moat
Then I saw some soldiers
On great big boulders
I distracted them
With a gem
They came to me
And hit then with a cactus tree
That’s how I went into the olden times
with bells and chimes
including Egyptian camels
and Indian mammals
Then I went inside
Where it was very wide
Then I saw a knight
But it went out of sight
Then I saw Alexander the king
And lions that sing
Then I ran from a dinosaur
That gave out a great big roar!
That’s how I went into the olden times
with bells and chimes
including Egyptian camels
and Indian mammals
I went and met some cavemen
And SLEPT A SABER-TOOTH TIGER’S DEN
I ALSO MET THE PEOPLE OF ANCIENT GREECE
THAT WERE NOT LIVING in peace
All because of troy
The city that took away their joy
I also saw the World War 2
The place where many bombs blew
Suddenly, a voice said,
“Wake up you sleepy head.”
Then I woke up
Chickens were saying,
“Cluck, cluck, cluck!”
That’s how I went into the olden times
with bells and chimes
including Egyptian camels
and Indian mammals